HE WANTS THE DICKELERATION OF INDEPENDENCE
these are my daughters betsy and wetsy
betsy takes the bets for how wet wetsy gets
when the quota is met, there’s no longer a threat
the next day the betting resets, don’t forget.
and betsy and wetsy are filled with regret
i’m dr seuss motherfuckers
Bloodstain Pattern Analysis (BPA) - Resource for Crime Writers
well you never know when this might come in handy.
I feel like this would be useful to some of you.
passing it on to the kumquats
God fucking damnit I am crying
no why did someone do this no stop
every so often this comes up on my dash and i look for a gif that adequately conveys the level of NO THIS IS NOT OKAY i experience
but there is no gif that can capture it
this is the least okay
this is the most not okay omg what the fuck
I TOTALLY SAW IT COMING.
In the amount of time between when I read this comic I always forget the punch. UUGH NOOOO. I’m not even a big animal person and this just asdfghjkl no no no no no no
I honestly do not get it…its’ really pretty…?
can someone explain this to me
i’m too dumb
I dont get it…? can someone explain
What is this about? Dog fighting? I can’t quite understand..
Master murders people and feeds the dogs their meat. The new guy will rescue them I think. At least I hope.
The guy at the end is Rorschach from Watchman. I don’t think this happened in the movie but if you read the comic you know whats up.
Remember when white middle class Laci Green said veganism is a white middle class privilege.
Remember when white middle class laci green told a homeless vegan that their privilege was offensive to her.
Remember when white…
Q:Let us know when you get your college acceptance! You are wonderful, rooting for you :D
haha will do. I’m getting worried of course; haven’t heard anything yet. But i shall post a thing when I know. Thank you!
Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-Zone?
You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend.
But then, then comes the fateful moment where you find out that all this time, he’s only seen you as a potential girlfriend. And then if you turn him down, he may never speak to you again. This has happened to me time after time: I hit it off with a guy, and, for all that I’ve been burned in the past, I start to think that this one might actually care about me as a person. And then he asks me on a date.
I tell him how much I enjoy his company, how much I value his friendship. I tell him that I really want to be his friend and to continue hanging out with him and talking about our favorite books or exploring new restaurants or making fun of avant-garde theatre productions. But he rejects me. He doesn’t answer my calls or e-mails; if we’d been making plans to do something before this fateful incident, these plans mysteriously fail to materialize. (This is why I never did get around to seeing the Hunger Games movie. Not to name any names, but thanks a lot, Tom.) Later, when I run into him at social events, our conversations are awkward and lukewarm. This is because the moment we met, he put me in the girlfriend-zone, and now he can’t see me as friend material.
I must say that I find this really unfair. I mean, I’m a nice girl. I have a lot to offer as a friend, like not being a douchebag and stuff. But males just don’t want to be friends with nice girls like me. They can’t help it, I guess; it’s just how they’re wired, biologically. Evolution conditioned our male hominid ancestors to seek nice girls as mates and form friendship bonds only with the other dudes that they hunted mammoths with. It’s true—I know this because I studied hominids in my fifth-grade science class.
So what’s the answer? Should I take up mammoth-hunting in an attempt to appeal to the friendship centers of men’s primal lizardbrains? Should I keep making guy “friends” and then prevent them from making a move on me by subtly undermining their self-confidence? Should I just give up on those manipulative, game-playing, two-faced bastards once and for all? I don’t know. I mean, I’d really like to have a true friendship with a guy someday, but it’s so hard to trust and respect them when they never say what they mean—and you never know when you might be relegated to the girlfriend-zone.
We all want to help the planet. But how?
The answer could be sitting right in front of us—three times a day. By eating a plant-based diet, we can help prevent global warming, rainforest destruction, and pollution, while saving water and other precious resources. In fact, raising animals for food produces more greenhouse gas emissions than all of the cars, planes, and other forms of transportation combined. There has never been a better time to go green by eating green.
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