August 2010
Sunday in the Park with George
I finally got the DVD. It’s bloody brilliant.
Best part? the way Brent Spiner says “profile”. How does he do it? ”It’s Hot Up Here” is most definitely my favorite song.
One day I will meet Brent Spiner. mark my words. He’s 61 and still somehow manages to make his eyes sparkle. I will get his secrets. He is one of the few actors who can cause...
WHYY
Xander got arrested. IN MARCH. Why did nobody tell me this? I am all in a tizzy. Xander Harris is meant to stay young forever. How dare Nicholas Brendon turn 39 and get all drunk and arrested? wtf. why.
Ben Lady Hitler Liquorice Fatty.
agreed.
“Melinda’s a bad influence. I don’t want you hanging out with someone...”
– Buffy
“You’re in a magic shop, and you can’t think what Tara would like. I...”
– Giles
“Love is a disease invented by bank managers to make you want to spend all your...”
– Arnold J Rimmer
My plan:
Step 1: Dig pit in drama room
Step 2: Put carpet over pit (thus hiding it)
Step 3: Put caution tape around it so nobody with a brain will fall in
Step 4: Bait trap with Nightwish CDs, coke, and shining ambition <3
Step 5: Wait
Step 6: Prey falls into trap and lands in locked off portion of drama room basement
Step 7: Prey is chained to wall like a common bicycle (hidden under stairs in a...
